Character Roster

This page contains links to profile pages for characters appearing in these stories. It is a work in progress and may contain placeholder links to future characters. 

Art and photos in the profiles should not be misconstrued as my own. They are merely examples of a character's appearance or the picture or person that inspired him.

The Adventures of Dar the Barbarian

Set in a medieval fantasy world, these stories follow the exploits of a hulking, trash-talking mountain dwarf as he wrestles and humiliates all challengers to prove he is the one and only alpha male.

• Dar Ronko, The Dwarven Body Crusher - The "hero" of the series, Dar packs an immense bodybuilder physique onto his short and stocky frame. He shows off his muscles by crushing other musclemen in a wrestling match while humiliating them with flexes, verbal abuse, crude holds, and a face-full of cum from his foot-long cock.
• The Bull of Canton - Bald, smooth, and with a barrel-bellied powerlifter build, this imposing farmer wrestled Dar in his barn in the first story.
• The Red Hawk Warrior - Dar's second story featured a tall, muscular, and surprisingly agile orc. These mortal enemies wrestled and boxed in the rain trying to rape and kill each other.
• The Bloodstone Bandits (In Progress) - A trio of thugs led by a hobgoblin, they tried to subdue and capture Dar in the third story.
• The Red Hawk Chief  (In Progress) - A behemoth of green muscles and menacing tattoos who ruled the orc tribe and took it upon himself to be Dar's executioner in the fourth story.
• The Bear Clan Brothers (In Progress) - A duo of brigands, a fast brother and a strong brother, who tag teamed the dwarven brute when he refused to pay their toll in the fifth story.
• Boone the Lumberjack - A bearded, musclebound logger whose reputation for humiliating crewmates he wrestles spurs Dar to challenge him in the sixth story.

Legends and Mythology

These characters are not original; they are reinterpretations of mythological or famous characters and others who feature in those retellings.

• Hercules - The mythical son of Zeus, this Greek demigod takes on legendary monsters with nothing but his pride, his wrestling skills, and his inhuman muscle mass.

Heroes and Brutes

Random other characters used in one-shots and non-canon pieces. Many are simple brutes used to showcase the fearsome qualities of a monster they battle, though this section also serves other scenarios and matchups. These characters may be reused in multiple stories which may be vastly different and are not linked unless stated.

• Barge Gromli - A massive brute who quested for a magical plant and found a deadly monster instead.
• Urdin Tanktuk - A firey-bearded man built for power, who specialized in hunting hobgoblins.
• Calvaugh Caldwell - A local tough guy with Viking blood, who boasts far beyond his abilities.

Beasts and Monsters

Both humanoid and non-humanoid monsters feature frequently in fantasy, and stories here emphasize them. They are not easily triumphed as they are in movies, much to the suffering of our heroes.

• Skum - In Progress.
• Assassin Vine - In Progress.
• The Walking Mountain - In progress.